"That's not true!" shouted Pancho. "Look I'll make a deal with you. We'll ask three witnesses if they agree to this nonsense. If they agree I'll let you strike me." The snake agreed.
The first witness to walk by was a donkey. Pancho and the snake asked if he agreed with the snake. He replied that the only reward he got for his hard work was a beating.
So they waited for the next witness when along came a chicken. They asked the chicken what she thought. She said that she had laid many eggs and now that she couldn't she would die. At this point Pancho looked like he was in trouble.
After waiting nervously a coyote came out of the bushes. They asked him for his opinion. "Well," said the coyote, "if you put yourself under the rock and the condition you were in, I could make up my mind."
So the snake crawled under the rock for the coyote. As soon as the coyote checked if the snake couldn't get out from under the rock by itself, he said to Pancho, "Let's go friend, now we don't need an answer."